bgcfan4ever:

Mom: wow, why is your room this messy??

Me:

egberts:

why did everyone play the recorder in fourth grade what were they training us for

those:

yes

gnarly:

my computer screen is brighter than my future 

cotteneyejoesbigbootyhoe:

supersugoiautism:

it was 99 cents

she keeps me warm 

offisir:

*texts friends while jacking off*

so-humorous:

more thats so raven here

mynewurl:

I have a handy chart I like to use for this exact dilemma 

towritepoems:

WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME CUTE I JUST [PUNCHES HOLE THROUGH BRICK WALL WHILE KISSING U ON THE CHEEK]